前言:

降龍十八掌: 丐幫鎮幫之寶, 歷任幫主都一定要學既掌法. 如遇以一敵二情況, 一招 “左右神龍” 可力拒來犯 !
此招精髓在於可勁分左右. 實則虛之, 虛則實之 皆可. 而當二個心靈相通既人, 各使一邊之力, 則威力以幾何力量倍增.
心靈相通 ? 有無咁好默契呀 ? 我就唔信啦 ~~~ 挑 ~~~~!!!
無錯… 就算親生兄弟姊妹, 都好難做得到啦 !
但係… 如果係真既 “雙生兒” 呢 ?
就係咁, 我蜘蛛俠, 慘敗於此招之下, 第一次完全 handle 唔到個 situation !!!


正文:
話說我同大俠 西門吹雪 (無錯, 正是寒如風, 冷如雪, 大俠 西門吹雪 !!)
相約一同前往廣華醫院.
我地於下午 1 點半到達. 呢次似乎來得唔係時候, 因為女女既質素唔係好得, 可能正係早更比人擇哂, 中更又未番到既時候.

正在煩惱之際, 主診醫生叫左 3 個女女入來…
我一睇, 咦 ??? 我眼花呀 ???? 企係中間果個同最右手邊果個……
個樣….. 一模一樣既 ??? 眼花?? 唔通… 我杯檸茶比人落左藥 ????????

呢個時候聽到主診醫生講: 呢兩個… 孖女來架… 試下呀… 幾好玩架… 一人一個… 定雙飛呀 ?
我呢個時候想起”精”盟會兄弟們曾經提及過呢對孖女, 竟然比我係毫無準備抵下遇到 !!! (真係毫無準備… 差些連錢都唔夠…..)

我眼望西門大俠, 佢就一貫冷冰冰既模樣: 隨得你啦… 你擇先囉…!
咁我唔客氣啦: 孖女 ~~~ 我來會一會你地既 降龍十八掌 !!!!
該對孖女一齊微一欠身, 連笑容都一致地說: 一定不會令你失望 !
佢地個樣真係一模一樣 ! 笑既時候… 直頭係一面鏡既倒影 ~~~!!!!

[ 本帖最後由 jetspermman 於 2008-8-11 21:12 編輯 ]

我就唔理西門大俠啦… 由得佢比個主診醫生糟質下… 嘻嘻 !! 自己入房先 !

一入到房, 兩個孖女已經團團轉咁圍住我…左一個… 右一個…
突然之間… 佢地兩個一齊施展 “無影無蹤”… 來一招 “移形換影” !!
咦 !? 去左邊呀 ? 左邊 ?? 有一個…. 定右邊 ??? 又有一個 ?????
兩個女女一邊轉… 一邊講四川話… 支支喳喳……一樣既口吻… 一樣既聲調 !


停 ~~~ 停呀 ~~~~~~~~!!!! 我使一招 “霸王千斤墜” 暫時穩住身法…
問道: 等一下… 你們… 叫什麼名字 ?
(我試圖用佢地個名同身體上特徵去分別佢地既身份)


孖女一: 嘻 ~~ 你猜一下 !
孖女二: 是呀… 猜呀… 猜得到… 有獎的…!
孖女一: 獎品好豐富的 !
孖女二: 豐富到你想像不到…


比人一番搶白… 我又問: 小寶貝啊… 你們倆誰是姊姊… 誰是妹妹呀 ?
(我試圖用姊妹去分別佢地既身份)


孖女一: 這個問題嗎…(眼望孖女二)
孖女二: 到了合適的時候你就會知道…(眼望孖女一)
孖女一: 現在跟你說了都無用呀…
孖女二: 等一下你就忘了…


我: 喂…!!! 咁即係點呀 ????? (我講廣東話… 因為比佢地吹漲……)


孖女一: 你說什麼 ?
孖女二: 我們聽不懂白話的…
孖女一: 為什麼香港人老是說白話 ?
孖女二: 因為他們不懂說普通話嗎…..
(香港同胞 ~~ 所以我地一定要努力學好普通話   >_< !!!)


我: 你們也說四川話呀 ! (講番普通話)


孖女一: 咦… 利害啊 !
孖女二: 聽得懂我們說話…
孖女一: 但是你不是四川人呀…
孖女二: 如果你是四川人我們就聽得懂你什麼啦…


我: ……


孖女一: 你還是乖乖的躺下…
孖女二: 我們會為你表演的…
(我: 表演什麼 ? )
孖女一: 急什麼…
孖女二: 很快要你很舒服的啊 !

[ 本帖最後由 jetspermman 於 2008-8-11 21:13 編輯 ]

降龍十八掌果然名不虛傳 ~~  好一招 “左右神龍” ~~~~~~!!!!
既然招架唔住… 咁就訓低睇下你地做咩好戲比我睇 !!!


一訓低… 兩個孖女就一左一右, 係床到跳起舞上來 ~!
佢地係穿護士制服, 隨住舞步, 一件一件咁慢慢…慢慢好誘人咁脫下.


脫清光既時候… 睇到佢地既身材啦… 又係差唔多一模一樣 ~~!!
(其中一個波波好似大少少同實少少… 但係你要好留心咁睇先睇到…)
請恕小弟眼光差… 到而家… 我都分唔清佢地邊個打邊個…..!!!


一輪前奏之後, 其中一個幫我上套, 另一個對住我淫笑…
問都唔問就捉住我碌野… 自己騎左上來 !!!


佢地 2 姊妹分工合作, 一個騎我… 一個就幫我含 lin lin…含個唔停…
騎我果個非常落力… 令我忍唔住要頂番佢轉頭…


騎我果個突然之間話: “好利害啊… 他利害得要命…”
另外果個就答到: “我來我來… 帥哥很帥… 我把他吃掉…”


又係問都唔問就起身, 另外一個接應… 幫我除套…
跟住又有一對手幫我套一個新既… 又有一個一樣臉孔既女女坐左上來…
呢個仲拿命… 竟然用到收音機來對付我 !!
我當然唔會咁容易比佢得逞啦 ~~ 一招 “天王抱塔” 將女女抱起…
放佢係床到, 等我好好咁整治佢…
佢另外一個姊妹就係後面夾攻我… 唔係用對波頂我,
就係係我後邊打我個 pat pat… 叫我比心機…加油… 要拿奧運金牌 !


呢個時候… 我已經陷於苦戰…左支右絀… 十招當中只能還得兩, 三招…
只能憑住以往既苦練番來既方法去盡量控制個節奏…….


呢個時候… 幫我助興既女女… 似乎睇穿左呢一點…
佢係我後邊抱住我… 將佢對波頂到我實一實…
係我耳邊細細聲同我講: 這樣不夠的, 快點把她幹到天上去…!! 寶貝…快… !!!!
然後兩個一前一後… 一個推… 一個拉……
將我個防守完全擊潰 ~~~~~~~!!!
終於, 係佢地大力一夾抵下… 我終於頂唔住… 失守啦…….!!!


我訓左係床到… 不停咁喘氣… 而呢兩姊妹好似咩事都無生過咁…
仍然係到支支喳喳… 分工合作咁幫我準備沖涼…


沖涼都好好玩… 四手觀音… 我就索性好好享受……
一個撚雀… 一個用波推… 一個含 lin 既時候… 另外果個就波波夾香腸 !
又係另一番睇會….. 孖生姊妹真係唔同些……!!!


沖完涼出來… 開始第二Q… 呢個時候先係全個過程高潮 !!!


一般既 DG 式服務我唔多講…
但係有些場面, 完全係外國歐美既四仔級數 ! 包括:


1) 一左一右咁, un 你腳指公…(DG式服務之一), 唔係一齊同步un… 係左一下… 右一下 !
2) 兩個人搶住來含, 一個含個頭, 一個係咁奶支棍同吞荔枝… 成支搞到濕哂 !
3) 兩個人含… 有節奏咁一人一下…下下深喉… !
4) 我搞其中一個, 另外果個用對波係你面前幫你洗面, 又用lin lin來磨你耳仔…
5) 我訓係到, 其中一個騎我, 另外果個企起身, 分開 2 隻腳企, 企正係我個頭上邊, 騎緊我果個幫企係到果個奶西 !!! 而我係睇得一清
二楚 ~~ 絕無欺場 !!! 仲奶成幾分鐘 !!! 成個西都係水 !!!


咁樣既觀感 stimulation… 令我少有地, 第二Q比人5分鐘就 KO !!!
二Q之後, 二妹似乎還有餘力… 我就實在潰不成軍…
因為呢個星期實在比個女秘書搾乾搾淨, 四日內搵左佢 2次…
Total 6 Q… 再來同呢對孖女玩… 令我覺得疲憊不堪….
呢次雖則是狀態不足而敗於此二妹手下…
但就算我十足狀態… 坦白講我都未必應付得來…
因為佢地實左太合拍… 好識得接力… 同埋好識得利用觀感既效果令你出野…


後記:


怪不得人地話, 雙生兒係特別合拍… 原來係真既…!!
我到而家完全明白…


呢兩個孖女, 如果只係其中一個企係我面前, 我未必會擇…
該處有好多選擇…… 但係因為兩個企埋一齊… 果種新鮮感…
同埋觀感上既震撼, 令到你會有無限既期望 !
孖女各自既質素當然唔差… 應有既… 一定有…
應瘦既… 都幾瘦… 身材都好均勻…
大約 33B – 24 – 34 左右… 身高大約 160CM, 各重約100磅.
結果… 果然無令我失望 !!!
最過癮係佢地既 ““移形換影” … 佢地一轉… 或者一行開…
番來你就唔知佢地邊個打邊個… !!!
最搞笑係佢地話連果到既主任都唔認得佢地…
成日叫錯 no. …. 佢地話, 如果得佢地一個既時候…
主任會咁哂 2 個號碼: xxx 或 xxx, 過來 !
佢地亦都成日交換o的衣服來穿… 連個號碼牌都會交換…
但係又無人知…. 咁又真係幾搞笑…


我試過 3 次雙飛, 呢次係最滿意既一次… 因為呢樣野真係好講對手…!

[ 本帖最後由 jetspermman 於 2008-8-11 21:16 編輯 ]

引用:

原帖由 KMY89 於 2008-8-11 21:27 發表
愉快旅程

絕對有過之而無不及 !!!

引用:

原帖由 7-siu 於 2008-8-11 22:35 發表
3 P is really very enjoyable, especially when they are co-operative !

not only cooperative...
直頭係一個眼神... 一個動作就知對方想做咩啦.......!!!

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原帖由 alb 於 2008-8-11 22:24 發表
蜘蛛兄又食到好野了.
連你也擋不住, 我都係唔敢試了.....

你過左澳門食魚翅食得太多啦........
哈哈哈哈 !!

喂... 我都想搵日過東方行下...
有冇興趣呀 ?

where is it ?
can tell us brother denny ?
what happened to u ?

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原帖由 icheng609 於 2008-8-12 09:58 發表
我都話廣華千屎係好嘢架啦................!~

幸好有蜘蛛仔做 cum 兄弟， 共同分享双生兒的樂趣！

呢兩個妹妹仔...
真係難搞.....
佢地 level 好高...

就算我狀態十足都未必夠佢地來...

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原帖由 icheng609 於 2008-8-12 10:14 發表
Please let me have her details. He ate my TWINs and I'll take her little secretary as a revenge!

Hey Hey Hey ~~~!!
唔好將我個淫賤小秘書亂來......!!
好好咁對佢....

我好好地對 twins 架...
有講有笑.....無難為佢地架....
仲有特別打賞架....


嗚....小秘書........我累左你........

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原帖由 Retav 於 2008-8-12 14:25 發表
Twins in am then OL in pm?  definitely not recommend... or you better keep some of our china phone number for reference, and let us know when you arrive in Kwong Wah... coz we might need to draft a pl ...

It is almost impossible.......assumed my top performance is that i can do 5 times in 5 hours.......
(2 hours action... rest for 1 hour.... then 2 hours action again...)

you will definitely squeezed by either the little secretary or the twins at the first round.....
and you won't have any forces for the 2nd round........

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原帖由 icheng609 於 2008-8-12 16:34 發表
I know there are still a lot of romms for improvement in using the secret weapon --- I am still learning it!

What about Spiderman's secret weapon? Even more powerful?

about the secret weapon...
please email me for further discussion...
I have pm my email to u....

Wonderful Denny !!!!!!!
It is definitely a grade A research level paper, and you can raise a lot of funds to support your further research in this topic.

I totally agree what you said: "hospital feel"
They look like working in emergency service... and always screaming:
"who this client belong to ? which room no. ?"
"officer chan !!! officer chan !!! your client arrived !!!"
"who this guy is ? coming out from which room ??"

This is their weakness ......

Well... very sorry to hear that your tiger phoned to you during your action...

It was happened the same to me... (not during the action... but on my way returning to HK. nearly arrived to the border.....) def lo hear that also...

I was so scared... and not dare to answer the phone !
But def lo was very calm... and doing sign to ask me to answer the phone...
and he will be ready to provide cover for me by saying: where we go for tea ?

But I was so scared... i didn't noticed his sign...
not dare to answer....
and need to wait to pass the border and give her back a call....

same feeling... i totally understand...

[ 本帖最後由 jetspermman 於 2008-8-14 23:45 編輯 ]

I believe the mm are very professional....

Let me share an experience with you guys when I was in a sauna in Macau:

I was in a sauna in macau... surrounding by many mm in the rest area...
and we are playing ... eating... and having funs....
I was so happy... and "jar" their ball ball...... jar this ball...and jar another one...
they scream...they yell....
wah.....good ar !!!

suddenly.... my phone ring..... and it is my tiger......!!!!!!!
shit !!!!!!!!!!

at that time... i was obliged to answer.......
and when i press the answer key on my mobile phone ......
all mm become silent.......and don't say a word.........
I noticed that only when i finished and hang up.......i forget to ask them to keep quiet !

they are so so so professional and smart !!!!

result:

I asked 2 of them go into the room... and those i haven't picked... I still give them some tips... and invite them to have dinner in the rest area......

of course... continue to jar their ball....!!!!!


waaahhahahhahahaah !!!!!!

[ 本帖最後由 jetspermman 於 2008-8-14 23:59 編輯 ]

In my opinion, this place is still a good place, as their mm standard is always above average, and definitely won't disappointed you...

However, the atmosphere is not that friendly... this is a dead lock....
and the rm fees is a little expensive when compare the quality of their rooms....

Anyway... as our brother said... nothing is perfect....
I will still go there and will catch some hot secretary for interview.....
they are really hot and sexy........

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原帖由 icheng609 於 2008-8-14 14:48 發表
Have to be off for the appointment with a beautiful dietian now. Ciao, guys!

Go to meet the dietian...quick.....!
and ask her how to increase man's performance...

Please post the formula here...
and I believe the post will be the most clicked in this forum...
hahahhahahha !!!

How come froggie now you speak Italian...?
wanna to go to visit Gondola again ???

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原帖由 def_lo 於 2008-8-14 14:43 發表
Relax, man, the girls there are very pro! They know when to stop screaming and even know when to turn off the TV too!!

def lo... do you have any funny experience like your tiger phone you during action.... ?

你地係到講緊咩 ????

無上來一個下午..... 咁多留言..........???

屋企一定要番既... (玩完之後...)
哈哈哈哈 !!!!!!!!