我而家佈緊話要返內地公幹!!

我上個禮拜報咗郭富成嗰間野啦!! 但做gym都係2-3個鐘, 去成5-6個鐘一轉cp都係有啲難度呀!!

最平$175一個月, 比12個月, 然後正價$350, 比多兩個月: 總共和$2800, 信用卡分期12個月, 每個月$234, 共$2808. 送多半個月!

Locker inside changing room.  There are sauna inside changing room as well!

[ 本帖最後由 def_lo 於 2008-4-14 17:26 編輯 ]

And I'll definitely stand on your side, master!!

I stand on your side because you stand on your tiger's non-married friends' side ma.  That's the first step.  Don't be so hurry to stand your dxxk on their mouth side when you first meet them!!

A計劃
1. 搭和諧號由 GZ to CP, D761 約12:00開, 20分鐘到, 即12:20; 另買一張T819直通車票作交差 (18:43預定到HK時間)
2. 打的到任何一間SN, 10分鐘內到
3. 用30分鐘食飯
4. 13:00到SN選女
5. 15:30 HAPPY完打的到CP火車站
6. 搭D707 (15:53) 或 D797(16:23) 返SZ; 16:17或16:58到SZ
7. 成個幾鐘比你過關, 再搭火車去紅磡, 大Q把時間啦!!

[ 本帖最後由 def_lo 於 2008-4-15 11:47 編輯 ]

喂, 你睇吓我A計劃先啦, 我認為係PERFECT呀, 甚至HAPPY完約你老虎喺紅磡車站接你都冇問題呀!! 只要你18:43前到, 望住架直通車到, 然後至上去大堂, 絕對平安!

搭直通巴, 又耐又難掌握交通狀況, 仲要喺MK咁旺嘅地方落車, 撞到熟人都唔知點解釋, 咪制呀!!

小喇叭吖, 又偷食, 細佬我又冇份, 爆你大鑊呀!!

Matt Matt,

一定work, 我之前兩次的行程都係咁, 不過係由sz出發, 整體時間差不多! item 4-6直頭一模一樣! 去馬啦, 如果可以慳番$190來交差, 仲大把錢食午飯&加多個青衣添!! 但你唔洗食午餐呀?

Just a suggestion indeed, and it all depends on whether his tiger's nose is sensitive or not.  If his tiger's noseis as sensitive as your tiger's, then of course don't take any risk to do it.  But for my tiger, that will be pretty OK to do it!  You know, sometimes I even go to ma lam after work and go back home for dinner without having my tiger to notice any trace!!

Sure, the control for through-train is even more stringent!

Matt, you should destroy them every time right after you leave the train station in CP or SZ.  You can just leave it in the bin right in front of the exit gate.  Don't leave the tickets in your pocket till you arrive at Hunghom as you may forget to dispose them after leaving them in your pocket for a period of time!!

[ 本帖最後由 def_lo 於 2008-4-15 12:18 編輯 ]

Bros, you see.  That schedule works very well indeed!! Matt, go and have your first and second shot in CP!!

Agreed.  Those measures work me to handle my tiger do not necessarily work for others!! Play safe and be more careful, pals!!

咁嘅好料, 冇理由我冇呀嗎! 你上次淨係得時間表咋!!

Bro Denny2000 should be our leader as he's shared a lot with us.  icheng shot his first cum in DL is due to denny2000's inspiration!!

Oh, you've finally shown your head la.  Where have you been?  We're having a thorough discussion here this morning!

Let me start with some points first:-

Preparation before the Trip:
1. Prepare to take leave from work, either Annual Leave or Sick Leave.  If you need a sick leave certificate, then you need to search a doctor who will give you one very loosely.
2. Prepare your tiger that you'll be out of office for a whole day, either attending a very important business meeting with clients or retreat, to make sure that she will not call you at your office.
3. Do some research on your target SN, obtain the contact before leaving.
4. Countercheck the latest train schedule. Now the train should depart from SZ station around once every 30 minutes.
5. If you have the habit of spraying cologne, remember to bring a small bottle of it with you on the day of SN.
6. If you want to have similar smell as the bathing gel that you're using at home, you may bring your own gel and ask the girl to bath you with that.
7. Don't wear any upper garment in light color as the color stick used by the girl may easily be appeared if you've got it on the cloth accidentally when you have any contact with her.

If possible, use another mobile phone different from the one being used by you every day, to call the SN.  Leave that mobile phone in your office, but not your home.

During SN
8. Don't hug the girl before taking off your cloths as this may sting your clothes with the smell of the girl.
9. Happy, have fun, do whatever you want to do, and fxxk as much as you'd.

Finish Happying with the girl
10. Remember to spray the cologne that you've brought with you, if any.
11. Never ever attempt to hug the girl after you've got dressed with similar reason above.
12. Return as scheduled, AND remember to throw away all the train tickets after being used.  NEVER EVER take home with you the name card of the SN!

Before going back home
13. Try to wash away the smell by either doing something that make you sweat or going to somewhere you can be stinged with some stronger smell than bathing gel.
14. Before entering your home, make sure you have nothing from the girl left on your body.

Hey brothers, please see if you have any points to add!

[ 本帖最後由 def_lo 於 2008-4-16 10:04 編輯 ]

Well, if you can bring and use your own condom in SN, why can't we bring and use our own gel!!

But that would be better if you cannot wash away the smell of bathing gel provided by SN after doing all the suggested activities.  If your tiger sense the smell of your own bathing gel at home, at least you can explain by saying that there is not much sweating during the day of a whole-day indoor meeting in an air-conditioned room!!!

我嘅提議係最高設防, 為求消除所有風險! 當然各人有各人不同的背景及考慮, 最少一兩樣都唔一定"乃"嘢! 例如英英怕老虎聞到陣味, 但我就冇呢個憂慮!!

Yes, I missed that point while I was writing.  I've added one more point as well.  Use a mobile different from the one you are using every day to call the SN for booking.  Leave that phone at your office and never ever bring that phone back home!!

呢家嘢有少少難度噃, 尤其是喺sn已經轟咗兩炮!! 你話"don't disappoint your tigress when she wants to make love with you"可能會好啲!

咁又順便可以打個炮至返來, hurray!!

That's why I said, use another mobile phone for having fun in China, and never ever bring this phone back home!