Words Women Use
[size=-2]> 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
> right and you need to shut up.
> 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
> Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
> minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
> 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
> and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually
> end in fine.
> 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
> 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
> often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
> and
> wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
> about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
> 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
> can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
> before
> deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
> 7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
> you're welcome.
> 8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
> 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
> this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
> is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's
> wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.
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Words Men Use , at least Bill uses , or is allowed to use:
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