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原帖由 蕉園仔 於 2012-12-10 22:07 發表

不知閣位街坊可有聽過當年流行過的國語時代曲，【利山痴情花】嗎？

大家都係同一年代產物, 蕉兄之飛佛包娜哪當然有聽過喇, 三級抵死版本由少年作詞家芋霑填嘅仲正呀!

那些年香港樂壇差不多被49大夫祖國之腐化鴛鴦蝴蝶派dominate哂啦, 唔通淨係聽哂強國未強時之勵志革命歌曲咩? 食齋食得耐口淡都要食吓雜㗎, balance diet嘛!

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原帖由 rfong50/50 於 2012-12-11 13:07 發表

估唔估到圖中火災的位置?

若以旋轉餐廳及獅子山之方位, 火災災區應該不是our beloved Hometown九龍仔大坑東。

It’d be李鄭屋 or 石硤尾?

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原帖由 rfong50/50 於 2012-12-10 23:10 發表

所以印鈔廠亦一樣, 冇特權的, 因為 De La Rue 係在倫敦上市的公司, 基本上已經是一間屬於公眾的公司.

至於印鈔屬國家高度防衛的行業亦冇乜點變. 因為留意標書條款, 無論邊個中標都要在 Essex

嘅印鈔廠印製.

...

好, 我同意印鈔屬國家級高度防衛工業, 要响自己領土範圍度印製。


但是那些年係人都知香港屬大英帝國搶番嚟嘅殖民地, 咁响女皇陛下Crown Land上開番間De La Rue姊妹廠De La Ma印吓自己香港銀紙又或接啲鄰近地區job做吓都得啩?

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原帖由 1149 於 2012-12-11 15:41 發表

馬太鞍地靈人傑,陳水扁2000年來過,結果當選總統,2004年也來

結果連任,但之後就不來了,結果被關,馬英九2008年也來,結果

選上總統,2012年也來,又連任了.莫言今年也來過,結果今年

得諾貝爾獎,在坐的今年來過,一定大吉大利啦.

...

咁靈?

咁我大督筆去一去馬生鞍會否連花旗白宮個總統廁所總監督個位都咁好彩中標判埋�蟆筆r?

咁就真係升格到大大篤筆又發又威矣!

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原帖由 rfong50/50 於 2012-12-11 12:04 發表


對, 聞說當年唔衹 華人和 英國人會幫襯, 仲有 越南, 馬拉, 菲律賓, 泰國, 韓國和唔使講仲有日本人啦. 可惜, 縱使有超過 10,000人寫信給當時的 倫敦市長 「黎聞屎桶」希望佢能否決通過這個重建計劃. 其中包括 阿仙 ...

班友簡直求錯人, 「�覬D屎桶」呢個新左王, 患有嚴重左傾思想幼稚病。佢份人冇乜點, 硬係憎人富貴厭人貧呢樣�洐囍n�隉C

我�]Croydon正式名稱為London Borough of Croydon, 我與筆嬸那些年有�帢i票選倫敦市長, 一聽到佢話搞電子道路收費, 入親Central London要放下買路錢, 我�]跟其他華人咁齊齊投佢對手一票, 望佢閉翳。

佢命大當選, 但佢知我�]Chinaman一般屬資產階級兼有恐共症唔會Like佢, 今次見你�]唐人個竇要拆骨, 開心都�蟑齯螺�, 仲唔乘機大報復咩, 鬼仲肯幫手制止��!

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原帖由 rfong50/50 於 2012-12-11 12:04 發表

對, 聞說當年唔衹 華人和 英國人會幫襯, 仲有 越南, 馬拉, 菲律賓, 泰國, 韓國和唔使講仲有日本人啦. 可惜, 縱使有超過 10,000人寫信給當時的 倫敦市長 「黎聞屎桶」希望佢能否決通過這個重建計劃. 其中包括 阿仙 ...

「嚟聞屎桶」係呢位過氣市長個姓而已, 佢全名叫Ken Livingstone, 照音/意譯應叫「跟嚟聞屎桶」or「勤生石」才對。

佢老哥全冇大將之風, 記仇而短視, 兼不顧大局。

八佰伴之所以人鬼都嚟, 皆因貼住隔籬係ASDA。呢間ASDA有別於芋兄响Central London見之一般Supermarket。佢係Hypermarket, 即具Supermarket & Department Store於一身, 有成四份一個太古城咁大。

八佰伴之客所以人鬼參半, 尤其是Food Court, 就係因為ASDA內只得Café仔一個, 啲客買完嘢好鍾意駛架車過嚟食吓嘢, 因此两間購物中心大家共存共榮。  

我仲留意到八佰伴內之員工, 除咗百貨、理髮及中式餐飲業全屬華籍或馬拉籍外, 其他員工如實超、清潔…等等皆黑鬼或Paki。當然, 日本書店及那個糧油中式超市因乃㗎仔開嘅, 員工有日、人、鬼共冶一爐。

即是話, 八佰伴 (東方城) 之存在, 對Greater London as a whole, 創造職位, 對助長經濟繁榮有着實質之貢獻。

總之東方城好, ASDA好, Greater London更好, 英國當然好, 契媽自然好上加好!

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原帖由 Tarocake 於 2012-12-11 23:41 發表


Wa Sai, 老大，為何一返來就見你對阿傻Ken 咁勞氣， ...

芋兄失蹤幾秋, 是否陪習生南巡順便帶皇上去常平揾鳯姐呀?

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原帖由 dirtyoldman 於 2012-12-12 09:52 發表

I had a hunch that you'll make fun of the De La Rue name and I was right!

Ho..ho..ho, it's just because you're my Big Brother and you'd read my mind, that's it!

And, as your name implies, you're a DIRTYoldman!

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原帖由 Tarocake 於 2012-12-12 17:31 發表

Gentlemen, can I consider this as "Two of a kind " ?

Sorry mate, we forgot to count you in.


As you're a Dirty Young Man as well, we cordially invite you to join this Dirty Nasty Club as a corporate founder member thus making it "Three of a kind", okay?

Welcome on board our Lord Taroland!

We're just going to send out our invitation to see if Big Brother Fong would like to join us as well!


It seems that he's no worse than us in terms of dirty and nasty and deserves to be a founder member!

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原帖由 dirtyoldman 於 2012-12-12 19:00 發表

May I ask you a question in literature: What's the difference between De La Ma and De La Sing?

My dear Big Brother Oldman, the answer to your question is simple and straightforward.


De La Ma is specifically reserved for the Chinaman as they used to mentioned their mum from time to time in all occasions, whereas De La Sing should only be used in India largely due to the fact that people used to be named as Sing this and Sing that over there!


You may call it geographical difference in this instance, or cultural difference if you like.


Are you happy with the answer above?

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原帖由 dirtyoldman 於 2012-12-12 19:02 發表

Welcome aboard, the more the merrier!

Damn right, my dearest Big Brother Oldman, the more the merrier!


As a result, I think we'd be more flexible when going to absorb new blood and extend our member recruitment in such a way that ladies would also be considered.


Your approval is sought, please!

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原帖由 Tarocake 於 2012-12-12 17:30 發表

唉，老大，我忙到連自己都無暇賞花，遑論安排副主席游龍戲鳳 ?

看來芋兄真個太忙了, 亦已撈夠了!

你竟敢故意降格稱呼我剛登基之習總主席為副主席, 你居心何在, 想造反乎?

你是否正在夥同胡生密謀假裸退真復辟? 你要好好交代清楚喔!

你現身在何處? 8341部隊已on the way捉拿老兄去雙規& end up with腎虧, do watch out mate!

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原帖由 rfong50/50 於 2012-12-12 18:33 發表


筆主席, 竽兄,

熟識 英國人做事方式�鴾H, 都知道 東方城呢個 case冇野就搵鬼信, 以八佰伴/ 東方城呢個在 就業, 交通和環境 對Collindale 果區有非常大影嚮的計劃, 當年肯定需要 Barnet Council 的批準才成事. ...

我絕對認同方兄之講法, 咁樣散咗我哋華人檔攤表面上已令我有足夠證據去指控此乃英方結構性種族打壓!

我擇日會夥同芋兄再去Colindale搜集資料將此蔑視我華人權益及踐踏強國人尊嚴之大是大非問題提升到部長級層面, 不排除稍後會向歐盟作出相關抗議及訴諸國際法庭了斷!

之不過現時我最擔心是芋兄或於不久將來會被塔於秦城, 那我便要孤身上路矣!

總之佢老哥今次被打成反革命, 實屬手痕之誤, 慘!

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原帖由 Tarocake 於 2012-12-13 01:44 發表

My dear founding Chairman, I am afraid many of our old folks/neighbours across THT R/E ,環山路，念新村 may disagree with you as both "greetings " were  commonly used in the said areas during then. ...

Brilliant mate, I think it’s a perfect answer already that we’d look no further.

In fact, it’d only be given by those professionals in bad languages like you, our honourable Senior Founder Member of the Dirty Nasty Club.

And I’ve confidence that our Big Brother Oldman would be happy with it no doubt.

By the way, while our Big Sister Prettysin is there around the corner, why don’t we invite her to join us as the first Lady Club Member, eh?

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原帖由 dirtyoldman 於 2012-12-13 10:28 發表

朝聞道，夕可死！死多次！！

老人兄言重了, 小事一椿喔, 冇使要死 (笑死另計)咁「巖」重啊!

只求老兄滿意我哋嘅連篇歪理及不羈處理手法便於願已足矣!

況且我跟芋兄之搞笑雕蟲小技, 實屬我哋做細嘅食飽飯等屎疴之小朋友玩泥沙戲言而已, don’t take it seriously 啊!

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原帖由 rfong50/50 於 2012-12-13 13:05 發表

Don't get caught in the trap, our honorable Chairman Pen, otherwise you will be found guilty of using racially aggravated language to insult the people of one of our country's important strategic  ...

Sorry mate, I’ve got the wrong “Sing” in this instance.

I always thought that it’s the Indian “Singh” actually because I’ve also got loads of Indian friends named “Singh”, like Duoba Singh, Lajar Singh...etc.

I blame our Big Brother Oldman, who purposely misled me and didn’t correct me in time letting me falling into the trap of being alleged as a racist. It’s all his fault!

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原帖由 rfong50/50 於 2012-12-13 16:08 發表


其實 De La Sing 和小笫的朋友又確實有關係. 記得我提過 七十年代初 羅氏即食品攪的每個周未晚上的船河嗎? 那隊由 梁日超做領隊負責 live music 的樂隊名就叫做 De La Sing.

What a coincidence!

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原帖由 rfong50/50 於 2012-12-13 16:42 發表


筆主席 小弟非常高興被邀請及樂意加入成為 Dirty Nasty Club 的創會會員.

那麼我想請問方兄你可有收到仙妺願意加入之答覆嗎?

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原帖由 rfong50/50 於 2012-12-13 18:58 發表


報告 筆主席 仙妺近來神出鬼沒, 神鳳見首不見尾, 現時仍未知她的意向. 相信她的腳患已經無��. 現在可能正在 寓物理治療於 行街 sｈopping呢.

仙妺身為我哋法定「街坊組長」, 兼某會(正式名稱有待相議)候任榮譽會員, 我跟方兄一樣, 希望大姐佢早已健步如飛, 正在行街做緊物「質」治療矣!

我還是懷念那些年我們(排名以筆劃序, 但我大督筆講明「大」故可排頭位) i.e. 大督筆、49大夫、方兄、仙妹、芋兄、蕉兄等人, 一起出大街睇戲行街(window shopping only )的日子, 很是開心啊!

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原帖由 prettysin 於 2012-12-14 08:52 發表
我不願意！I'm淑女，不會也不願意做dirty and nasty 的事．懇請各位Big Bros不要推我入'火坑'，頒我VIP會藉  

Oh, no, my Dearest Big Sister Prettysin, wait a minute, we won’t push you to a Firing Pit, unless you want to.

In order to make you happy to join us, we’ve decided to change a better name of our Club to suit those Ladies like you.

Please take a look of what we’ve done for you below.

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原帖由 Tarocake 於 2012-12-13 18:17 發表

Respected Founding Chairman,Insofar as branding and image are concerned, I hesitate to take any proactive approach in recruiting lady members in anitcipation of extremely low turn up rate. Would ...

Sure, my Lord Taroland, your valuable suggestion has got my painstaking attention and I’ve no hesitation in supporting any actions that would lead to a better image of our Club.

I’d of course have no objection to rename our Club in such a way that it’d look more approachable by ladies if we do really want to absorb them as our members.

I’ve given below for your perusal a tentative name for which consideration has been given to balance the interest of all parties concerned, i.e. Our Powerful Motherland, , Buddhist, Christian, Moral Reform Organization… and so on and so forth:

「港九勞工嗇釋救恩光明社交康樂聯誼俱樂道德協進會」

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原帖由 Tarocake 於 2012-12-13 18:41 發表

Addressing an Indian friend with either Sing or Singh does not consittute any litigation but "de La " is regarded as savage assault. Sorry, it is part of my fault !!  ...

No, I won't blame you at all, my dearest Lord Taroland, it just because if you trace the record of this forum you'd find that it's our Big Brother Fong, who initiated/first mentioned the words "De La X#!?YZ%$" here.


I strongly urge that we need to bring him to justice unless he'd declare that he's no intention whatsoever in starting that Dirty Nasty discussions making such an awkward and embarrassing situation that could lead to our dearest Big Sister Prettysin has got the feeling that we’re going to sell her to a “Firing Pit” somewhere in Wanchai or Mongkok.

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原帖由 prettysin 於 2012-12-14 12:25 發表


換湯不換藥OR換藥不換湯兼掛羊頭賣狗肉的事，我一概不參與 Pls die heart (not die-hard) = 請死心

最衰都係方兄開壞名在先!

唔好大教壞細整嬲仙妺唔同我哋玩!

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原帖由 Tarocake 於 2012-12-13 18:20 發表

老大，點解小朋友玩泥沙是戲言，你老友英哥搵紅毛泥封密室就唔係戲言呢？大家都係泥 ...

解解解, 邊有得咁多解?

解咗咪隨山走做甩繩馬騮?

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原帖由 rfong50/50 於 2012-12-13 18:13 發表


從下列圖片所示, 小弟有理由相信火災的位置應在大坑東. 由於 窩仔山及 獅子山被大火黑煙遮蓋看不見, 但從地理位置估計, 黑煙正籠罩著第1 - 6座至陸軍球埸上空. 如再推算當時的風向, 煙是迎 ...

佩服, 佩服!

更佩服方兄之大胆假設, 小心求證, 一絲不苟精神, 好!

嗱老兄, 咪成日响度妄自菲薄呀! 可能, 好大可能, 就係你呢種態度, 加上從大學裡學番嚟嘅超高分析能力, 故可以做就你能夠事半工倍, 辰早用50多年工作時間就揾夠人哋要成七、八十年才賺得到嘅財富, 而家腳仔搖搖响屋企嘆世界睇住人哋返工做到隻狗咁!