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Readers are encouraged to pose any articles, sentences, words  or whatever of interest for reading, enjoying and discussions.
This, for sure, is more helpful and meaningful. Isn't it?

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原帖由 neiahyeah 於 2006-8-21 03:06 發表
Readers are encouraged to pose any articles, sentences, words  or whatever of interest for reading, enjoying and discussions.
This, for sure, is more helpful and meaningful. Isn't it?
And jokes, too ! Here it goes :

Fathers then & now
Fathers of 1900 didn't have it nearly as good as fathers of today; but they did have a few advantages:

In 1900, a happy meal was when Father shared funny stories around the table.
Today, a happy meal is what Dad buys at McDonald's.

In 1900, fathers and sons would have heart-to-heart conversations while fishing.
Today, fathers pluck the headphones off their sons' ears and shout, "WHEN YOU HAVE A MINUTE.."

In 1900, when fathers entered the room, children often rose to attention.
Today, kids glance up and grunt, "Dad, you're invading my space."

In 1900, a father came home from work to find his wife and children at the supper table.
Today, a father comes home to a note: "Jimmy's at private tuition, Cindy's at ballade, I'm playing mahjong downstair, convenient noodle in the kitchen."

In 1900, a father's horsepower meant his horses.
Today, it's the size of his minivan.

In 1900, a father smoked a pipe.
If he tries that today, he gets sent outside because it is all non-smoking area inside.

The only SIMILARITY between them is :
In 1900, fathers were never truly appreciated.
In 2001, fathers are never truly appreciated.

I'm a pipe-smoker ...

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and also Great Speech

"I Have A Dream"  by Martin Luther King, Jr,

Delivered on the steps at the Lincoln Memorial in Washington D.C. on August 28, 1963. Source: Martin Luther King, Jr: The Peaceful Warrior, Pocket Books, NY 1968

Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Negro slaves who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of captivity. But one hundred years later, we must face the tragic fact that the Negro is still not free.

One hundred years later, the life of the Negro is still sadly crippled by the manacles of segregation and the chains of discrimination. One hundred years later, the Negro lives on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. One hundred years later, the Negro is still languishing in the corners of American society and finds himself an exile in his own land.

So we have come here today to dramatize an appalling condition. In a sense we have come to our nation's capital to cash a check. When the architects of our republic wrote the magnificent words of the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, they were signing a promissory note to which every American was to fall heir.

This note was a promise that all men would be guaranteed the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. It is obvious today that America has defaulted on this promissory note insofar as her citizens of color are concerned. Instead of honoring this sacred obligation, America has given the Negro people a bad check which has come back marked "insufficient funds." But we refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt. We refuse to believe that there are insufficient funds in the great vaults of opportunity of this nation.

So we have come to cash this check -- a check that will give us upon demand the riches of freedom and the security of justice. We have also come to this hallowed spot to remind America of the fierce urgency of now. This is no time to engage in the luxury of cooling off or to take the tranquilizing drug of gradualism. Now is the time to rise from the dark and desolate valley of segregation to the sunlit path of racial justice. Now is the time to open the doors of opportunity to all of God's children. Now is the time to lift our nation from the quicksands of racial injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood.

It would be fatal for the nation to overlook the urgency of the moment and to underestimate the determination of the Negro. This sweltering summer of the Negro's legitimate discontent will not pass until there is an invigorating autumn of freedom and equality. Nineteen sixty-three is not an end, but a beginning. Those who hope that the Negro needed to blow off steam and will now be content will have a rude awakening if the nation returns to business as usual. There will be neither rest nor tranquility in America until the Negro is granted his citizenship rights.

The whirlwinds of revolt will continue to shake the foundations of our nation until the bright day of justice emerges. But there is something that I must say to my people who stand on the warm threshold which leads into the palace of justice. In the process of gaining our rightful place we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds. Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred.

We must forever conduct our struggle on the high plane of dignity and discipline. we must not allow our creative protest to degenerate into physical violence. Again and again we must rise to the majestic heights of meeting physical force with soul force.

The marvelous new militancy which has engulfed the Negro community must not lead us to distrust of all white people, for many of our white brothers, as evidenced by their presence here today, have come to realize that their destiny is tied up with our destiny and their freedom is inextricably bound to our freedom.

We cannot walk alone. And as we walk, we must make the pledge that we shall march ahead. We cannot turn back. There are those who are asking the devotees of civil rights, "When will you be satisfied?" we can never be satisfied as long as our bodies, heavy with the fatigue of travel, cannot gain lodging in the motels of the highways and the hotels of the cities. We cannot be satisfied as long as the Negro's basic mobility is from a smaller ghetto to a larger one. We can never be satisfied as long as a Negro in Mississippi cannot vote and a Negro in New York believes he has nothing for which to vote. No, no, we are not satisfied, and we will not be satisfied until justice rolls down like waters and righteousness like a mighty stream.

I am not unmindful that some of you have come here out of great trials and tribulations. Some of you have come fresh from narrow cells. Some of you have come from areas where your quest for freedom left you battered by the storms of persecution and staggered by the winds of police brutality. You have been the veterans of creative suffering. Continue to work with the faith that unearned suffering is redemptive.

Go back to Mississippi, go back to Alabama, go back to Georgia, go back to Louisiana, go back to the slums and ghettos of our northern cities, knowing that somehow this situation can and will be changed. Let us not wallow in the valley of despair. I say to you today, my friends, that in spite of the difficulties and frustrations of the moment, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal." I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slaveowners will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood. I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a desert state, sweltering with the heat of injustice and oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice. I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character. I have a dream today.

I have a dream that one day the state of Alabama, whose governor's lips are presently dripping with the words of interposition and nullification, will be transformed into a situation where little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls and walk together as sisters and brothers. I have a dream today. I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight, and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed, and all flesh shall see it together. This is our hope. This is the faith with which I return to the South. With this faith we will be able to hew out of the mountain of despair a stone of hope. With this faith we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood. With this faith we will be able to work together, to pray together, to struggle together, to go to jail together, to stand up for freedom together, knowing that we will be free one day.

This will be the day when all of God's children will be able to sing with a new meaning, "My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing. Land where my fathers died, land of the pilgrim's pride, from every mountainside, let freedom ring." And if America is to be a great nation, this must become true. So let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire. Let freedom ring from the mighty mountains of New York. Let freedom ring from the heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania! Let freedom ring from the snowcapped Rockies of Colorado! Let freedom ring from the curvaceous peaks of California! But not only that; let freedom ring from Stone Mountain of Georgia! Let freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee! Let freedom ring from every hill and every molehill of Mississippi. From every mountainside, let freedom ring.

When we let freedom ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual, "Free at last! free at last! thank God Almighty, we are free at last!"
無恃其不來, 恃吾有以待也; 無恃其不攻, 恃吾有所不可攻也.

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原帖由 有性格 於 2006-8-23 10:10 發表
and also Great Speech

"I Have A Dream"  by Martin Luther King, Jr,

Delivered on the steps at the Lincoln Memorial in Washington D.C. on August 28, 1963. Source: Martin Luther King,  ...
Bravo ...

It is indeed a Great Speech which has deep influence on American history...
I'm a pipe-smoker ...

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回復 #2 taurus 的帖子

Your joke is much appreciated.

Let's play with the words :

ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST                                                   
                                                                           
    Count every " F" in de followin' text:                                 
                                                                           
                    FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE                              
                    SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI                                
                    FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH                                 
                    THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...                              
                                                                           
                   (SEE BELOW)                                             
                                                                           
    HOW MANY ?                                                              
                      WRONG !! THERE ARE 6-- no joke.                       
    READ IT AGAIN !                                                         
    Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before U scroll down.         
                                                                           
                              The reasonin' behind is ......               
                                                                           
                               De brain can't process "OF".                 
                                                                           
                   Incredible or what? Go baak & luuk again!!               
                                                                           
    Anyone who countz all 6 "F's" on de first go = a genius.               
    Einstein's picture                                                      
                   3 is normal, 4 is quite rare.                           
                                                                           
    Send thiz to your friends.                                             
    It'll drive'em crazy ! 'N keep'em occupied for sevr'l minutes..!

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原帖由 neiahyeah 於 2006-8-23 12:50 發表
Your joke is much appreciated.

Let's play with the words :

ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST                                                   
                                                          ...
Thank you brother Neiahyeah,  

let me clear my eyes first ...

Your game is good for exercising our eyes :

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE ..... another 2 Fs on this line
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI ................  2 F here
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH ....  another 1 F here
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS        another 1 F here

So all 6 Fs are located

Yeh ...
I'm a pipe-smoker ...

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回復 #6 taurus 的帖子

You are a genius.

Wont you mind going to "Seek for Translation" posted by me to try  your wit.

Thanks

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原帖由 neiahyeah 於 2006-8-23 13:09 發表
You are a genius.

Wont you mind going to "Seek for Translation" posted by me to try  your wit.

Thanks
It's fun making this guess but it's painful to commit to this task. Sorry, brother neiahyeah !  
I'm a pipe-smoker ...

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neiahyeah's suggestion

It is a good start already with lively interaction and variety.

Neiahyeah and I , may I presume, would welcome fellow brothers and sisters to join in and make this thread even livelier than ever ! Those who like songs may post some lyrics or poems, too ! Welcome !  :
I'm a pipe-smoker ...

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回復 #9 taurus 的帖子

bravo

I like wet and blue ones

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引用:
原帖由 neiahyeah 於 2006-8-21 03:06 AM 發表
Readers are encouraged to pose any articles, sentences, words  or whatever of interest for reading, enjoying and discussions.
This, for sure, is more helpful and meaningful. Isn't it?
Pretending to be a fluent English-speaking person, an employer said to his worker, "Look Year Now, Party For Free Come the Must":


Seek for translation in Chinese  

The hint is the speaker doesn't know English.

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原帖由 neiahyeah 於 2006-8-24 13:51 發表
bravo

I like wet and blue ones
Hi neiahyeah,

May I ask what is the meaning of "wet and blue" ...
I'm a pipe-smoker ...

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I also want to know
IT IS DARKEST BEFORE DAWN.

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回復 #12 taurus 的帖子

Brother Taurus

Wet  =  (weewee) wet wet
Wet  =  Moist 潮

Blue = Melanchoy, depressing....憂怨
Blue = yellow in Chinese (differenct culture) e.g. blue movies

See how you interprete.

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原帖由 neiahyeah 於 2006-8-25 13:34 發表
Brother Taurus

Wet  =  (weewee) wet wet
Wet  =  Moist 潮

Blue = Melanchoy, depressing....憂怨
Blue = yellow in Chinese (differenct culture) e.g. blue movies

See how yo ...
I guess you refer to poems, wet and blue ones, being popularly posted on the walls inside men's room ...
I'm a pipe-smoker ...

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原帖由 neiahyeah 於 2006-8-24 14:23 發表


Pretending to be a fluent English-speaking person, an employer said to his worker, "Look Year Now, Party For Free Come the Must":


Seek for translation in Chinese  

T ...
Brother neiahyeah, You're killing with this piece of puzzle. Give me one more night to work it out ...
I'm a pipe-smoker ...

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Are you sure that you can work this out overnight? I don't have a clue!
IT IS DARKEST BEFORE DAWN.

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原帖由 happycamel 於 2006-8-25 20:47 發表
Are you sure that you can work this out overnight? I don't have a clue!
Not yet .. and you ?  Come on ...
I'm a pipe-smoker ...

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原帖由 neiahyeah 於 2006-8-24 14:23 發表


Pretending to be a fluent English-speaking person, an employer said to his worker, "Look Year Now, Party For Free Come the Must":


Seek for translation in Chinese  

T ...
My guess is "六年啦, 請你門食飯一定要來啊 !", but not confident ...
I'm a pipe-smoker ...

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回復 neiahyeah 的 #7 帖子

Hi brother neiahyeah,

How come you have so many funny ideas ? What you usually eat and drink daily, Uh ...
I'm a pipe-smoker ...

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回復 #20 taurus 的帖子

Hi Brother Taurus & All,

I am just an ordinary guy who often need to "eat characters & brain" and drink "my cup of tea". I"ve got not many a joke that brings good laughs and happiness to whosoever I meet.

One day, my dear neighbour showed me a letter in English for applying a whatever licence with the Gov't.   It wrote :
             "Kuk Cheung,
              Nei Ho, Ngor Sheung Sun Ching
              Yat Kuo XX Pai Chiu......"

This worked and he finally got what he wanted.

This is called "Romanization" in the Translation business.  So the answer to
"Look Year Now, Party for Free, Come the Must" is

"落二樓,把啲火灰冚啲貓屎。"

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原帖由 taurus 於 2006-8-24 09:52 AM 發表
It is a good start already with lively interaction and variety.

Neiahyeah and I , may I presume, would welcome fellow brothers and sisters to join in and make this thread even livelier th ...
Insomnia -- in the Blur          夜難眠  --  朦矓


( My Debut Po-um )

Twinkle Twinkle little stars
It's a hard-day nite
My Bonnie lies over the Ocean
Can but send emails sealed with a kiss

She lives by the west side
The train never shall meet

One day one wonderful morning...
I'll follow her, I'll follow her
Never realize what a kiss could be
Down the Aisle with me

Beautiful dreamer chances to break
Oh! No

( 是詩不是詩 )

繁星閃閃
疲累一夜
我的甜心在那方
祇有寄情於依猫

彼此異地
相逢無期

温馨一早
緊隨她去
渴望深情的一吻
响起教堂那鐘声

奈何夢醒夢碎
噢!惱


( Don't Laugh )   (但求一笑)



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原帖由 neiahyeah 於 2006-8-26 14:24 發表
Hi Brother Taurus & All,

I am just an ordinary guy who often need to "eat characters & brain" and drink "my cup of tea". I"ve got not many a joke that brings goo ...
Hi Brother Neiahyeah,

The answer is really out of my expectation but sounds logical.

Unlike you, I have to eat something concrete like rice, vegetable, fish and meat even though I drink straight Chinese tea all day long. Therefore, I shall be quite busy in recent months and please excuse me for not responding to this column promptly.
I'm a pipe-smoker ...

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原帖由 neiahyeah 於 2006-8-26 17:54 發表



Insomnia -- in the Blur          夜難眠  --  朦矓


( My Debut Po-um )

Twinkle Twinkle little stars
It's a hard-day nite
My Bonnie lies over the Ocean
Can but send emails sealed with ...
Just to clear my eyes and enjoy your Debut Po-um in both English and Chinese, simple and pleasant, keep it up pal ...

To be frank, I cannot write something as delicate and sentimental as yours. Are you a teacher in English ?
I'm a pipe-smoker ...

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原帖由 taurus 於 2006-8-28 10:20 PM 發表


Just to clear my eyes and enjoy your Debut Po-um in both English and Chinese, simple and pleasant, keep it up pal ...

To be frank, I cannot write something as delicate and s ...
Appreicate you are a man full of humor and accomodation.

I was a translator. It's sarcastic that  English, the subject my teacher always gave me fail marks  in my examinations,  was my only paraphernalia.

Keep up to exchange views and dont hesitate to point out what i need.

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