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Let me start with some points first:-
Preparation before the Trip:
1. Prepare to take leave from work, either Annual Leave or Sick Leave. If you need a sick leave certificate, then you need to search a doctor who will give you one very loosely.
2. Prepare your tiger that you'll be out of office for a whole day, either attending a very important business meeting with clients or retreat, to make sure that she will not call you at your office.
3. Do some research on your target SN, obtain the contact before leaving.
4. Countercheck the latest train schedule. Now the train should depart from SZ station around once every 30 minutes.
5. If you have the habit of spraying cologne, remember to bring a small bottle of it with you on the day of SN.
6. If you want to have similar smell as the bathing gel that you're using at home, you may bring your own gel and ask the girl to bath you with that.
7. Don't wear any upper garment in light color as the color stick used by the girl may easily be appeared if you've got it on the cloth accidentally when you have any contact with her.
If possible, use another mobile phone different from the one being used by you every day, to call the SN. Leave that mobile phone in your office, but not your home.
During SN
8. Don't hug the girl before taking off your cloths as this may sting your clothes with the smell of the girl.
9. Happy, have fun, do whatever you want to do, and fxxk as much as you'd.
Finish Happying with the girl
10. Remember to spray the cologne that you've brought with you, if any.
11. Never ever attempt to hug the girl after you've got dressed with similar reason above.
12. Return as scheduled, AND remember to throw away all the train tickets after being used. NEVER EVER take home with you the name card of the SN!
Before going back home
13. Try to wash away the smell by either doing something that make you sweat or going to somewhere you can be stinged with some stronger smell than bathing gel.
14. Before entering your home, make sure you have nothing from the girl left on your body.
Hey brothers, please see if you have any points to add!
[ 本帖最後由 def_lo 於 2008-4-16 10:04 編輯 ]